Years ago Julie was having her birthday party. She was just getting ready for the first or second grade. Well I use to fool around with her talking like Sylvester the Cat. I would always say Thufferin Thuckatash with Sylvesters "wet" lisp. So as she opened my present which was a Sylvester and Tweety back pack she turned around with a big smile holding up the bag for all to see (including her grand parents) and said Oh look its F-ckerein, F-ckatash. Ooops!
Since Uncle Charlie posted a baby-sitting story, I thought I would post my own. I was ending my college years at the time. Dan was just 1, Uncle Bill and Auntie Jeanne decided to take a much needed long weekend away. Auntie Jeanne was so nervous leaving the kids that she wrote a 27 page book to make things easier for me. (She is so organized, isn't she) When it came to the Dan page, she made sure that I knew that he could have a banana in the morning. "Take the banana, peel it, and cut it into 1/2 inch slices." Oh Auntie Jeanne, of course I wouldn't ask him to peel the banana himself. Well, the book went right out the windown when we were all afflicted with a stomach bug while they were away. I had invited Katie over to help and of course John was useless when he didn't feel well. Dan's diapers were a treat (as you can imagine). I guess Auntie Jeanne really wasn't as nervous as she thought, she started her trip with the bug too.
Just to make it official...Julie and I beat Chuck and John in 2 on 2 in the driveway at Uncle Bill's. Uncle Bill was the witness and Chuck swore John to secrecy in the car on the ride home. How to be Julie!!
John and Chuck gave you a 5 point lead with the ball (winners). We lost 7-5 after Julie headbutted me in the mouth. Plus we weren't trying. Plus Dewey had the stomach bug (wait that was a different story). Well you get the picture...right? Please? Chuck
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Years ago Julie was having her birthday party. She was just getting ready for the first or second grade. Well I use to fool around with her talking like Sylvester the Cat. I would always say Thufferin Thuckatash with Sylvesters "wet" lisp. So as she opened my present which was a Sylvester and Tweety back pack she turned around with a big smile holding up the bag for all to see (including her grand parents) and said Oh look its F-ckerein, F-ckatash. Ooops!
ReplyDeleteSince Uncle Charlie posted a baby-sitting story, I thought I would post my own. I was ending my college years at the time. Dan was just 1, Uncle Bill and Auntie Jeanne decided to take a much needed long weekend away. Auntie Jeanne was so nervous leaving the kids that she wrote a 27 page book to make things easier for me. (She is so organized, isn't she) When it came to the Dan page, she made sure that I knew that he could have a banana in the morning. "Take the banana, peel it, and cut it into 1/2 inch slices." Oh Auntie Jeanne, of course I wouldn't ask him to peel the banana himself. Well, the book went right out the windown when we were all afflicted with a stomach bug while they were away. I had invited Katie over to help and of course John was useless when he didn't feel well. Dan's diapers were a treat (as you can imagine). I guess Auntie Jeanne really wasn't as nervous as she thought, she started her trip with the bug too.
ReplyDeleteJust to make it official...Julie and I beat Chuck and John in 2 on 2 in the driveway at Uncle Bill's. Uncle Bill was the witness and Chuck swore John to secrecy in the car on the ride home. How to be Julie!!
ReplyDeleteJohn and Chuck gave you a 5 point lead with the ball (winners). We lost 7-5 after Julie headbutted me in the mouth. Plus we weren't trying. Plus Dewey had the stomach bug (wait that was a different story). Well you get the picture...right? Please? Chuck
ReplyDeleteNice try. Check with Uncle Bill. He watched the game. The "W" went to the better team, the girls. Thanks for playing. Have a good day.
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